wgat the ffuck

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

i think the minimum wage should be 10000 dollars

Per what

second

i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it’s about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

[puts several things in my coat pockets] inventory

Are you there god It’s me your bastard child 

(Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan)

who was i before i found out i had adhd. Like Oh my almost never works but im fine

i got distracted and accidentally omitted the word Brain. this post was performance art

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

i have no memory of writing this

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

NOT TRUE before my nephew leaves my home he always looks my dog straight in the eye and says “Delilah. You are a wonderful woman. Have a good day.”

socks on Christmas

Promoted

I like ginger ale. Light carbonation and flavor… it’s a neat little drink lol

tea

no, ginger ale.

no the post is tea

it’s about ginger ale