stay safe

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

allrecipes.com

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

the way i feel about retirement is similar to how suicidal teenagers feel about getting to 25

I love that Ryland Grace has a copy of every single piece of copyrighted material on the planet. The Hail Mary crew were NOT about to have a Mark Watney disco situation. They had all the music, movies, tv, books, or video games they could ever want, they would never get bored. Also imagine Ryland showing Rocky human music

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever