I EXIST

Very real of u

btw i think it's so fucking funny how bucky's just a criminal. like committing crimes is just part of his skill set. he breaks a terrorist out of jail and sam is rightfully pissed and bucky just goes "it's the only plan i've got :/" like sir you're on parole

I MEAN THAT’S ESSENTIALLY IT

yo does anyone else feel CONSTANTLY guilty? like you’ve always done something wrong but you don’t know what it is?

Yooo, guys, I bought caramel sauce and cider packets just to do this and it’s SO GOOOOD, seriously

we would be so lost without garlic

this is the sassiest and most helpful tutorial ever.

oh my god

tchalla hacks buckys phone location so he knows where he is if and when he wants to beat his ass

he just gets bored and he’s like hmmmmmm bucky’s only two miles away frm me time for pain buck boi

forget the tony and steve man pain, i want to just see scenes of Bucky standing in the self checkout line with a loaf of bread and TP then suddenly tchalla is there throwing a shopping cart at his ass and they start fighting. bucky in the bathroom washing his hands calmly before tchalla kicks the door open and they start fighting. tchalla having a sandwich in the park until he sees bucky coming then he throws it at his face and then they start fighting.

Bucky’s about to dive in the pool, T'Challa runs up, drop kicks his ass and flips out of the splash zone.

it’s very important to me that sometimes t’challa is in a high-level but very boring cabinet meeting about grain prices or smth and his secret Danger Phone goes off and he glances down at it and then grimly says, “i must go.” and everyone’s like, wow. our strong and brave prince. off to protect Wakanda in her hour of need again. meanwhile t’challa’s just hit bucky barnes with a SPECTACULAR flying clothesline outside a Home Depot in bed-stuy

this is so fucking funny to me for some reason

If this is the same guy from Arizona, he’s super nice and I’ve met him. His real, legal name is Steve Rogers.