Roman: I’ll fight fate right now!
Virgil: Don’t do that, I don’t want you becoming a cautionary tale
Roman: Too late
Roman: … Just out of curiosity, how would that tale go?
Virgil: We face an eternity of some convoluted punishment for your arrogance in the face of fate’s will
Roman: Hmm, but is it gay? It might be worth it if it’s gay
Bonus
Virgil: Gay tragedy babe, key word tragedy



















