H U N T E R

I’ll need a bigger mug for that, please and thanks.

Oh it got better

The earlier in the year you reblog this the funnier it is

you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia

While you were wasting your time considering me as a romantic option I was studying the blade

Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3

excuse me

from what i can tell bartending is like the adult version of making potions from random things you find in your house/backyard

Potion of make you fall down

i like to pretend i’m emotionless but i have at least 200 mood swings a day

fall is not cute it is the season of death and ur sweater will not protect u. not even ur sweater paws.

jokes on you I love death and being dead and I will wear my sweater to the grave

I was a different person last year

that fish is alive my guy