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@alpharius-official-40k
Greetings Imperial Citizens
It is I, Alpharius, Primarch of the 20th Legion. The last truly loyal son of the emperor. I will be taking questions from all you citizens, zealots, xenos, heretics, and Other Entities.
I am definitely the authentic one and only primarch of the Alpha Legion.
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Rubs your shiny dome. Squeak squeak squeak
*but it wasn’t my dome, it was actually a Custode! Have fun*
Weirdest thing a custodian has ever said to you?
“MY ABS QUIVER IN YOUR PRESENCE”
"Oh I know that guy!....he somehow was able to get grease on me."
HE LEAVES A FUCKING SLIP AND SLIDE’S WORTH OF THAT SHIT EVERYWHERE HE WALKS. IT IS SURPRISING IT HAS AFFECTED YOU THOUGH.
"How did he get grease on me? Im a ghost! I havent been touched or touched anything in millenia."
It’s psychic grease, clearly
Homecoming of 🐍 spies
In light of recent trends:
Im not well read enough to know how they joined the cabal to begin with, but i reckon a statement had to be made
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Have you ever contemplated what if might have been like had you and your brothers not been scattered? If you had been able to grow up with your brothers?
Russ would have eaten the weak
Since people keep asking.
My Lord Primarch, should we be concerned about your placement on this chart?
No need. I am just being honest, but your concern about this thought experiment is appreciated.
Wh-which of the twins is the 'weak' one?
I don't know.
Magnus and Fulgrim in “maybe” but Perturabo in “100%” is a clear lapse in judgement Roboute.
Thoughts on disguising the enemy?
Work on disguising yourself before you try disguising other people, Martian.
"yoo!! hey!! im ba-" *see the imperium burns*
"on second thought....I should go back pretending to be dead."
*tried to sneak away*
Congratulations on transitioning sis!
Brother????what the hell are you doing here?
Mostly fucking with Roboute but I found the time to also fuck with Clone!Fulgrim.
"yoo!! hey!! im ba-" *see the imperium burns*
"on second thought....I should go back pretending to be dead."
*tried to sneak away*
Congratulations on transitioning sis!
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I miss my brothers.
We can hang out if you want, I could probably even get Magnus to come he’s the least unreasonable one I have access to. Bring the Lion or Dante and we can play Euchre.
youare all just jealous of my severed head
Does Alpharius’s kids know which Alpharius is their dad? Or do they just call all of them their dad? Do they even know about Omegon?
Everyone keeps asking, "Do the babies know the difference between Alpharius and Omegon?" or "Do they just call all of them 'Dad'?" But has anyone ever asked if the dads can tell the babies apart? /lhj
(They can't for most part btw)
But to answer your question anon: yes, the babies can tell Omegon apart. They can usually distinguish between the two, especially when there’s a disagreement going on—but in general, the quadruplets call anyone who looks like their dads… Dad. And none of them cares who the biological father is. Everyone in the Legion is their parent now.
It takes a village.
Important information for your current situation, there was some time lost between the start and end of your journey, the Emperor is in something similar to a coma, and Guilliman was put in charge against his will.
That’s cute.
But my father is healthy.
I am the warmaster.
Everything is normal and as it should be.
Nothing happened on Istvaan III
Only denying one of the two massacres huh?
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You good? You been quiet for a week.
Thank you for asking that friend!
I have been catching up on what has happened since my consciousness went dark.
There has been much to process.
Much to consider.
Did they tell you about istvaan yet or naw
Lovely place. Lovely places. I haven’t told me anything.
Is it still a lovely place?
Please please please tell me it is brother.
I am trying. I really am. But I’m having trouble holding onto all of this.
What happened on istvaan
i would also like to know what happened on istvaan, people are...making claims that simply cannot be true.
They cannot be. You know our brother lies. He prides himself on it.
Sometimes the only thing worse than a lie is the truth.
@ask-ferrusmanus look man if it’s any consolation I got beheaded too ok I understand what you’re going through
You good? You been quiet for a week.
Thank you for asking that friend!
I have been catching up on what has happened since my consciousness went dark.
There has been much to process.
Much to consider.
Did they tell you about istvaan yet or naw
Lovely place. Lovely places. I haven’t told me anything.
Is it still a lovely place?
Please please please tell me it is brother.
I am trying. I really am. But I’m having trouble holding onto all of this.
What happened on istvaan
Oh boy! I get to break the news!
Well, for starters you and Fulgrim and Angron sent down any of your Astartes who you thought would be loyal to the Emperor over you personally to Istvaan 3, and killed them alongside a few million loyalist soldiers and mechanicum with virus bombs!
Then, and this is the best part because it was my idea, you set up a headquarters on Istvaan 5, and let the Imperium believe it was just you three, so Neoth sends The Raven Guard, Iron Hands, Salamanders, Iron Warriors, Word Bearers, Night Lords, and The Alpha Legion to defeat you and bring you in! A great plan, even you couldn’t fight your way out of being outnumbered nearly 3:1 by Astartes (after the purges) and over 2:1 by Primarchs and Navy! Odds like that can destroy entire legions.
But Oopsie turns out Perturabo, Kurze, Lorgar, and I were on your side the whole time. Remember what I said about destroying legions? Yeah we damn near culled them to the last Astartes. Perturabo had a great time with his Artillery, Fulgrim decapitated Ferrus Manus, Corax actually kicked the dogshit out of Kurze AND Lorgar but they both fucked off. I was there. A great time was had by all. Honestly I rank it a top 10 scheme of mine between stealing Uncle Malcador’s Chili recipe and sneaking several Thousand Legionnaires onto Terra.
The most fucked up part is the Iron Hands came out Stronger somehow, apparently Ferrus Manus was holding them back. The Ravens and Salamanders were fucked for the rest of the War though.
