comic sans hate blog

me watching the olympics: where’s mario and sonic

je suis,…. how do u say it……….. ready 2 die

I love how this could be either am or pm and still make sense

i am just but a wattpad character and god is a 12 yr old writing out their repressed traumas

his days of doing it to em are long gone

What did he do?

it to em

my bones change color depending on how im feeling :)

Young, dumb and full of gum

gum stays in your body for 7 years and i eat a lot of it

That’s actually a myth! If you went digging through your yummy shits you’ll find chewed gum looking about the same as it did when you swallowed it!

my whats? 

This is the post that cost Verizon 1.1 billion

They hate to see a chad thriving

- Tsar Nicholas II before his execution

hey, bro? are we vibing? are we connecting on the spiritual plane, bro? your aura is striking. can i kiss you deeply, dude?