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Never stop hating

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i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

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thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut

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if i could give advice to me as a teenager i would say be 25

evilnicegirl

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

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I need my weird alone time or I will explode

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Forcemascing my scientist call that project male hairy

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Put a little dirt under your pillow for the dirt man

In case he comes to town

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get a vaginoplasty just to get another phalloplasty. if you haven't had one yet then well get a phalloplasty and then see above

Infinite penis

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Just shave in your own receding hairline and bald spot, no one will suspect a thing

Beat the male pattern baldness to it, do it yourself

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For studying transmascs:

Before an exam slam down a white monster and a Snickers bar for optimal results and aura

Wasnt there a post about someone doing this because his dad recommended him this "lifehack" but it turns they both have diabetes and the snickers just gave them the necessary sugar

Or am i misremembering

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Find a witch to transform you into a frog, THEN find a princess to kiss you human again. Bam, frog PRINCE. It’s foolproof.

This is incredibly smart

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Never go to the doctor. Refuse even if you are literally dying. Say, "nah its just a scratch" medical care is for pussies. Remember, you, are a penis. Also never take steps to preserve your health in any way besides working out. Then still dont go to the doctor when your arteries inevitably corrode inside of you. Because at least you'll be jacked.

Remember. You, are a penis

This fucking send me, well done

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