The Alpacalypse

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

What's a book written by a woman that changed your life or that you consider a classic? Any genre, any language.

i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog

guys this post really works! I reblogged it and it really did put the post on my blog! you need to try it!

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

As per my last clay tablet,

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame