(Wrote this because my brain thought it’d be funny)
T’was the night before Deltarune, when all through the web
Every creature was stirring, lying awake in their bed
The theorists were toiling, at their wit’s end
Awaiting hell’s tail by the name of FRIEND
Dess Holiday got got, this cat was the source
And was totally the reason for Asgore’s divorce
Grin wide, dangling the white pen of hope
The blame for everything, their ultimate cope
The shippers were eager, they could not wait
To see a lizard and deer on a festival date
A pairing so cute it could make one squeal
Only now we are left with Kris as third wheel
But what’s this? Something else could be heard
“Sure would be funny if Kris went with the bird”
Fanartists, pens gripped, ready to draw
In six minutes or less, a masterpiece for all
Of moments in game, heart wrenching or grand
Or whatever new freak this game puts in our hand
Pink and gold, the chapter’s pallet we’ve met
Colors needed to draw the perfect sunset
For those plagued with a curious heart
A forbidden path, its destination unchart
A road choked with blood, ice, and thorn
All for the wish that this story be torn
We may not like what lies on the route gone weird
But what’s reaped is from the actions we’ve steered
A secret boss, the final crystal gripped tight
And we all wonder who it is we shall fight
A rainbow bouquet, using attacks seen before
Or maybe a cowboy, a friend in their core
Mayhaps the man hiding beyond the tree
Perhaps it is Sans with his single HP
Yes, we can rejoice for the wait we’ve been freed
Now, all that is needed is a fan who can read