Loki Children Headcannons
Disclaimer: probably obvious from the fact I am talking about his children, but this is myth Loki, not Marvel’s bastardisation.
Sleipnir is the eldest and is non-binary (he/they).
They are capable of taking on a human form and, when they do, they act like a diva who drinks way too much and complains about Odin using him as a steed.
If they existed in the modern day, they would absolutely dress like a young woman in the 30s – shawl and all.
Out of all the siblings, he is somehow the one with the highest alcohol tolerance.
Loki struggled at first to bond with Sleipnir because they were born out of r*pe (depending on how you interpret the only source we actually have on his conception, it could be seen as consensual or not. I personally think it was supposed to be non-consensual but, because the author was Christian, was vague about it).
Her dead side is only mildly blue and bruised looking like a fresh corpse when she is happy. It becomes more grotesque the angrier she gets. She becomes a full-on skeleton on that side when she is furious.
Hel is a lesbian and occasionally dates some of the women who die and come to Helheim but doesn’t have a consistent partner.
She is the youngest of all her siblings but ends up acting like the eldest because the only place they can reunite is in Helheim after Ragnarök where she is queen.
Loki, Sigyn and Angrboda still baby her though. She will never admit to secretly liking it. At least, not in front of her siblings.
He is trans. I don’t know why, it's just vibes.
He is the elder of him and Vali.
He is studious and generally much softer and nicer compared to Vali.
He is a user of seidr (Norse magic) which he learnt from Loki and even Sigyn a bit. This made him a target of teasing as a child since seidr is a girl's thing.
He has his mother’s dark hair and darker skin with Loki’s green eyes.
He is gay but started off with a lot of internalised homophobia because he was teased for being the child of Loki, a notorious genderfluid in a culture that saw feminine men as a bad thing, and became unwilling to accept what could make him seem like a girl.
He is a warrior and is prone to rash decisions, making him a lot like Loki.
Vali and Loki have a bit of a difficult relationship since Vali is a mama’s boy but he is so similar to Loki in many ways (which a large part of him hates but the rest of him can’t help but love).
He is very muscular with Loki’s red hair and Sigyn’s black eyes. He has a long beard with he braids and decorates with Narfi’s help.
His first word was “Ssssssnack!”
He used to either curl up in front of the fire, against Fenrir or in Hel or Loki’s laps. Those memories are the only thing staving off his pain from being a land serpent in the cold depths of the ocean.
He and Fenrir used to get into play fights all the time as a pup and hatchling and someone would always end up having to break them up before they broke something.
He can speak in human tongue, but not nearly as well as Fenrir. He is also the only non-human child of Loki who can’t take a human form.
He is a cuddly teddy bear and used to sleep curled up in bed with one of his siblings or Loki, Angrboda or Sigyn.
He was the gentlest of his siblings before being chained up. Even after that, he remained shockingly kind but became very protective over his family as a result.
He has black fur with an almost purplish tinge and bright yellow eyes.
He is able to change his size, going from normal wolf to “able to eat the sun and moon” big.
He has a human form with long, thick black hair, sideburns and the same eerie yellow eyes.