The Mystic mungis

Computer, I need a good vibe! Show me “white dad wearing a dashiki”.

Vibe check!

wyd after sippin these

me when the jeopardy clue is some stupid fact of life to the average 20 something college student pop culture thing like "what series is pikachu from” but im the only 20 something college student in the room

jeopardy:

this is how jojo characters named shit like calzone margarita act when their stand that’s called kool aid and frozen pizza (soda and frosted paninis) uses reflections of the sun on raindrops to create spacial anomalies within a 3 meter radius of their fist that they’ve dislocated and thrown to the other side of the room and is now literally murdering someone by turning their esophagus into an airplane

Blackwatch Elite Ops

Jesse McCree, known for being able to hold his drink and 3 time winner of the blackwatch chugging championships: so, moira, what makes you think th

*friends car is locked*