I'm Your Ally

men that moan while eating pussy go to heaven

country boys wear the tightest pair of blue jeans you’ve ever seen and unbutton their flannel to the nipple like.. who at this rodeo needs to know you’re a slut. the clown?

the other country boys. duh.

even the top gets called a faggot

me explaining modern homophobia to aristotle

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

I can’t get over the sheer poetry of how the car falls apart - the perfect chain reaction escalating as it travels round.

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

“Socialism never took hold in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” - source disputed, but accurate

More working class Americans than will admit are a paycheck or two from homeless.

Is he … Is he talking to the mouse droid?

Me with my roomba

“I just learned the F word. It is fuck.” a legend.

Dear Diory Bich.

this is literally one of my favorite comics of all time

I…I *understood* this…

You are the quantum physicist.

Holly shit this is LITERALLY how my uncles argue about barbecue

High intensity steak discourse

OMG

this is an extremely important picture

Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun omg

He has a nice face

I think painted portraits and old photos give us the idea that in general people were just really unhappy because those are the visuals we have. This is so refreshing.

Hey, look; “Man Laughing Alone With Rice” is back on my dash.

always reblog Happy Rice Guy. once upon a time, he really enjoyed his lunch, and that’s beautiful.

everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that fateful decision wyd

Hey uh op…. where’s your url…

there’s no url because god sent this post down to us