She’s a Hufflepuff, Henny!

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

love when pets walk by like they have somewhere to be

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

“Stop being dead right now”

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

chugging water and just trusting it’ll do what needs doing

let him in

literally nothing will ever top found family. like name a trope that tops found family, oh wait! you cant! cuz there is nothing! better than a group of idiots figuring out they care about each other and helping each other grow emotionally and confront past and future demons together! there is nothing as sweet, as fulfilling, as satisfying than seeing genuine love among a group of friends

That’s it, that’s his character

It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool…

what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this

Oh my GODDD