All The Spoopy

Chuck is taking a stand

how to have soft hair: so you know the part of the shower you spend staring into the indeterminable void, so far gone into nothingness that you almost expect it to reply, fully aware of the improbability of our continued existence, dazzled and terrified by the otherworldly creatures moving in a plane beyond ours, wondering if you’re imagining the black claws closing in around you? you put the conditioner in your hair before that

And now, the weather

Damn

thats the kind of danger i wanna be in

I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”

@leatardian milk girl

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

2016 U OWE ME

This was a thrill from start to finish

bf/gf - too short, holds less direction Boyfriend/Girlfriend - too long, people lose interest Beef/Geef - perfect size, catches attention

being a democrat is embarrassing lol

i’m a gemini you dumb bitch

Is that oprah fighting that suburban couple

This still fucking cracks me up