love you to the ☾ and to ♄

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all

nobody has been there for me like the ‘x reader’ tag has been there for me

Something about Nico saying “how does it feel being Lewis’ ex-teammate right now?”. Like you know. Nico you know. Nico im grabbing you by the shoulders and shaking you. He’s your ex-teammate too. You don’t have to pretend to be strangers

10 year anniversary of the most famous crash in Spain and lewis wins and gets interviewed by nico

the podium interviewer in barcelona in 2026, interviewing lewis hamilton after his first win in ferrari is nico fucking rosberg. divine intervention.

stroll in the barriers finally something normal in this goddamn race

Thank you Lance Stroll