You Can Shine So Bright

1 month until valentine’s day which means 1 month and 1 day until i buy 75% clearance chocolate for myself at target

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing *reads other people’s writing* me: i am a literary potato

OKAY IM GOING TO SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WORKED I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGH ‘well fuck it might as well i mean i need the fucking A in science’ AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW 5 DAYS LATER I CHECK MY GRADES AND WHOOP DE FUCKING DO ALL MY CLASSES HAD A LEAST A B AND I GOT THE A IN SCIENCE

DUDE IT REALLY DOES WORK I passed my philosophy class with a C even though I missed 4 of the 6 quizzes and turned in my final paper a week late

you doubted? believe, crispies

Please help me with math dear crispie

what if instead of writing a cover letter i just attached an mp3 of abba’s ‘take a chance on me’

STUFF TO NOT EVER DO: tell a person with depression/anxiety/eating disorder that their illness makes YOU suffer never ever do this please this is the worst fucking thing you could ever tell someone who is sick

I got anon hate for this post, keep reblogging it

FULL MATURE. FULL EXPERIENCE.

I love how complex these are

This is amazinggggg yes

Oh my fcking god!!