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Zenyatta: I did. I broke it.

Soldier-76: No. No, you didn’t. Widowmaker?

Widowmaker: Don’t look at me, look at Tracer.

Tracer: What?! I didn’t break it!

Widowmaker: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Tracer: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Widowmaker: Suspicious.

Tracer: No, it’s not!

McCree: If it matters, probably not but… D.Va was the last one to use it.

D.Va: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

McCree: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

D.Va: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Mccree!

Winston: Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Soldier.

Soldier-76: No. Who broke it?

Junkrat: 76, Mei’s been awfully quiet…

Mei: Really?!

Junkrat: Yeah, really!

Everyone: (yelling ensues)

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Soldier-76: (I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. Its was getting a little chummy around here.)