all of the text posts

imagine if at a party the dj said drop the bass and all these fish just started falling everywhere

i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people

i either eat nothing or eat everything there is no inbetween

dude your blog is on backwards your tags are showing

please stop tagging your dorito hate in the doritos tag

why are you in the doritos tag

why arent you in the doritos tag

why is there a doritos tag

why would there be dorito hate

i lost my virginity inside the night club on club penguin 

if u even look at me while i’m on the computer i’m probably gonna get really uncomfortable and close all my tabs and just open solitaire or something

don’t you hate it when your blog looks so perfect and you don’t want to blog anymore because it’ll ruin it

the gif describes it so much