WDE

Finding Bigfoot has been on the air for 5 years. It should be called Not Finding Bigfoot.

Ignoring the misleading, shit statistics, I also like how they only care about the women who get raped in the army. 

I wish I was in the financial position to buy my friends the birthday presents they deserve

If you reblog my selfie I will consider you a personal friend and will give you front seats at my wedding and also I won’t have you politically assassinated when I take over the world

if i die young it better be from eating raw cookie dough

The bible said adam and eve not Zayn Malik leave

caylencloud33

I wonder how many people have successfully hid from me when they saw me walking toward them.

i only accept apologies in cash