Still to this day my favorite comic

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

@fantranslator

Let’s reblog this until everybody sees it

I’m the one creating policy to oppress polyamorous ppl

I’m redlining poly neighborhoods

im the polyamorous person already getting angry about something i made up

I want her self confidence

the babadook would never let this happen

anyone else ever get that urge to delete your blog and stop talking to your friends and family and throw your phone and computer away and just disappear until ppl eventually forget you exist and you can finally be At Peace

I spat out my coffee

fUCK

🙃