Promiscuous Boy

They’ll probably be into some weird shit though. Repressed rich people always are. 

Compartmentalising and staying alive. Wise. 

I’m not opposed to new experiences. As long as I’m not bleeding or covered in something gross or something equally squick worthy, I might be interested in trying a new thing or two. As long as everyone knows their safewords. 

We’re honestly just the best family in existence. Hot messes. 

Oh, definitely not. Don’t worry, Seba, I didn’t think you were worried at all. Not one bit. 

I was going to say that we’re the best because we’re clearly the most attractive. I mean hot messes are also our thing. But our unreasonable attractiveness is the number one reason.

I know of a few. Haven’t personally been in them, but I’ve heard good things.

I will definitely have to check them out. Always in for company if you’re in? 

That’s the spirit. 

Couple of things. Weird science things, some drugs, dancing, urban exploring. Try not to do them all at once because you might end up pirouetting off the top of Brooklyn Bridge. 

It could be a lot of fun. I’m excited honestly, for the reality of sleeping with a royal. 

No thank you, I don’t think I want to be that.  Excuse me but your already identical to me 

Why not? It’ll be easy. I practically sell myself I’m so awesome. I know you’re identical, that’s why it’s so perfect for you to be my wingman. Duh. 

Tonight works perfectly for me.

I’ll see you then, beautiful. I’ll be the one looking irresistible in my suit. 

Maybe if you’re lucky. Well let me know what day you’d like to go on this date and you’ll get to see me in that suit.

I certainly feel lucky. How about tonight? I’m sure I can pull some strings and get us a reservation last minute. 

Still. 

It was nice, like an adventure, for a while. Then it just got tiring. Down to the bone tiring. And all I wanted to do was have a bed that wasn’t borrowed. 

Still what? Still I’m mean? Tell me something I don’t know, sweetheart. 

Maybe if this date goes well… we’ll see. I also look really good in a suit.

Oh boy I’m excited for that. Gonna show me a sneak preview? I would love to see you in a suit. And I’m totally impatient. 

I didn’t say you were. I call everyone by endearment, but I’ll do my best not to do so around you. As for magic, I don’t have any. I just know how to get a guys attention and divert it to someone else. You can see for yourself. Unless you’re scared I can get more free drinks than you.

God do you have any spine? This is almost boring. Fine. You can make your best attempt. Let’s see what you’ve got, Princess. 

I have seen me. I see me multiple times a day. Be jealous.

I am jealous. I want to get to look at that in the mirror all the time.

I can handle that. I also see you reblogging my picture.

Of course I am. Because damn. Have you seen you? It’s pretty much criminal not to have that on my page. 

I don’t know. It’s just something that I can tell when the moment happens. I don’t really think about it.

Okay fair enough. I promise, I can behave. But I can’t help but at least crack a few jokes about it. 

Well I don’t and I’m not a prude, so thanks a lot for that insult Sebastian.  And once again I didn’t need to know more and wait what?   I am not making fun of you or wait you want me to be you’re wingman?

What would you call it, baby brother? I think you could be an excellent wingman. All you have to say is want to meet a guy that looks identical to me but way more awesome? It’ll work like a charm.