Welcome To My Twister Mind

i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive

demolished

Gottem!

i went to fact check this and he literally is

fuck them up philip

you’ve gotta start romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day. 

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

pornhub: chaotic good

what timeline is this

wh….

Why do you like sharks?

This post is blessed

squad

if you’re reading this i hope you find the strength to get through whatever it is that’s causing you so much trouble or pain at the moment