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Its so funny being a small-town gay because the bots on Grindr will ask where I live, I'll answer, and they'll be like "Me too! What neighborhood?" Like girl we don't HAVE neighborhoods. We have neighborhood. Singular.

#this is why i'm racist towards clankers #and the environmental reasons #also psychological reasons #also ethical reasons #also

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writingdose

(me with fanfics except I keep writing them)

mamoru

stop using hospitals as horror settings

mamoru

fun alternative: cruise ships. cruise ships exploit workers and can pollute as much as a million cars on a daily basis while dumping endless shit into the ocean and endangering all passengers on board because the on board air quality rivals some of the most polluted cities in the world while being a breeding ground for disease. cruise ships deserve to have negativity associated with them

catparazzi

also all crimes commited aboard a cruise ship is under the juristiction of whichever country they’re registered to once they’re a certain distance away from land so you have the added bonus of the crimes being very unlikely to be properly investigated (due to usually being physically so very far from the actual police whose juristiction they’re under)

mamoru

terrifying!

xcekait

On top of THAT cruise ships tend to have their own morgue, as people tend to die on ships all the time. Good for those spooky scenes.

bananonbinary

plus u can just like…leave a hospital. good luck escaping a killer or a monster or a curse or w/e in the middle of the fucking ocean

sketchyfletch

As an ex cruise ship employee, let me give you some stuff to work with!

Water tight doors! You get a special training video on interacting with these correctly because they will literally cut you in half if you try and go through them while they’re closing!

Freezer vaults for food in the sub decks - you can only get into these with the correct code and they have very thick walls. Good luck if you get shut in one of these just after the last round of checks bucko

There are cameras everywhere…except in the crew cabin corridors. Also there are no windows down there because unless you’re an officer, you live below the waterline. Day and night have no meaning because everything is in the same slightly unsettling yellow light.

Don’t piss off the guys who deal with the rubbish. They have machines down there that can crush metal barrels

As well as morgues, cruise ships usually have one basic operating theatre with all the attendant horrifying equipment in it

One cigarette thrown carelessly in the wrong place WILL start a fire that will gut half the ship.

When we’re pitching side to side, the anchor swings out and then back in, striking the metal outer shell with a noise that shakes half the ship

People disappear overboard more often than you’d really want to be a thing

A lot of cruise ships now have theatres on board (usually towards the front) with all the potential for dark corners, creepy costumes and electrical calamities you could want.

And as op says, you can’t really escape a ship in the middle of the ocean. Particularly during a storm, as then you can’t even evacuate to lifeboats unless the whole ship is going down. On the upside being on board during a storm means most guests hide in their cabins and the staff walk around like drunks, which would likely throw off a skilled murderer’s plans.

shenaniginstigations

Takes notes

You also have the bonus of a corporate overlord who doesn’t give a shit about anything but profits and can be reliably counted on to downplay any disaster in an attempt to avoid publicity.

i-give-you-a-fish

As an undergrad, former lab-mate has done something it takes graduate students and professors years to accomplish (make an enemy of every single person in his field)

i-give-you-a-fish

I don’t know all the exact details, but basically his project is analyzing the DNA of invasive apple snails in Belize. Finding out where they came from and whatnot.

There’s been a bunch of other studies over the years like that but each one gives conflicting results. A bunch of different species names have been proposed, except no one can agree on which species lives where or is called what. To make matters worse somebody would reuse somebody else’s species name for a completely different population. Lot of confusion going on.

Anyways this dude basically went “y’all are all wrong, this is very likely just one species of snail”

leighlew3

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not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

🧯💨

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inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

cutest-silly-nb

this is the funniest thing i've read all day

nanalineni

I love how varied and universally weird the circumstances for making lifelong friendships are. Here's this guy I accidentally messaged once and I could not imagine my life without them now. Here's this girl I was so scared of when I met her, I would kill for her and remind her to rest on the regular. Here's this other guy we have so much in common we used to joke we were the same person in different timelines. It took us years to meet in person and I attended his wedding. There are also people who entered my life in absolutely unremarkable ways but changed it forever for the better. It's wonderful how easy it is to find people to love.

nanalineni

This is the best post I have ever written, read the notes and be blessed by loving your friends magic

willgrahamscock

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

willgrahamscock

ignore my boaner 👍

willgrahamscock

fictional characters can't consent because they aren't real.. but YOU can consent to reading heavy themes, and you can withdraw consent by clicking the back button and stopping any time, it is your choice to read stories that include or exclude consent 👍

willgrahamscock

I love when puritans are so far up their ass they circle back to being more perverted than the original concept

hotvampireadjacent

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omoiyue

sometimes i forget i hv tumblr …

draksavior34

This gives off they escaped the circus but kept their circus bodies but are genuinely happy and finding meaning in being with each other vibes.

Also, funnybunny party shinanagans give me life! (Also Pomni's little fang in the last picture

doodlepom

cycles

isawken

june vision board

satan-offical

As soon as I turn 18 I'm gonna submit myself into the Sexy Woman contests and watch as I loose to Cube Woman: The Woman Cube With Boobs

satan-offical

Cube Woman: The Woman Cube With Boobs is not a real thing btw yeah I can see you reaching for the search bar

idontknowhowtoplayguitar

She is now

satan-offical

You've locked me into a future of failure

abel-official

@sexy-people-contests-2026

sexy-people-contests-2026

Me hoping with my entire heart that I don’t have to deal with this in 3 years

satan-offical

Guys we must make it reality

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