no earth spoilers please, i’m only up to the cambrian explosion

i’m really loving these new dinosaur characters, i hope they stick around awhile

oh fuck off

shout out to all my sexy bitches who get light headed when they sit up 

Iron deficiency gang rise up (but not too fast)

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

Date a boy who lays in bed with you and gives you soft forehead kisses and lil sleepy booty grabs

I just want to have sex to this.

The Watchers. Gate Keepers To the Next Realm. Possessors of The One and Only Holy Truths.

This adult shit is ass

I just wanna be the girl of someone’s dreams ya know

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

cats reblog if u agree

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother