sarah

I WOULD DIE FOR JORGE

LMS if you would die for Jorge

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His name is Braunschweiger Last-Name and I think I’m going to take his last name.

The level of dedication this took is monumental and enviable and if I cared about anything this much I would be much farther in life

@whatwouldwaltdo

This is absolutely fantastic. My goodness.

FFFFFFFUCKKKKKKK

I AM SO!!!!

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography

There’s a big ass water snake living in my porch drain and I just want him to come out… Give him a smooch

I’m gonna see if there’s anything on the other end of the drain

I was thinking at first this was an actual movie

It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000

How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?

12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.

If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

where are you gonna keep it

:)

I don’t like this post very much

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose

moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it

What??? The fuck????

dolphins are way bigger than you think

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

why am i only seeing this now like

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

Goth Clowns are just Mimes 

My gf who works with clowns says that mimes came first so technically clowns are just Scene Mimes 

Your gf who works with clowns