court mandated man bun

fighting to the urge to ask “what do you honestly think about me and please provide as much detail as possible”

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

a good mary oliver poem will save you btw

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

Its so funny being a person who loves to chat but never knows what to talk about. I feel like Hi Can we play staring and breathing together.