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Like what? I have absolutely minimal idea of what a capelet is, so I’ll just take your word for it. I’m not being mean, there’s only so much classical I can take. And I know for a fact that it doesn’t make him that happy. Remember when he played rock and roll? Those were the days. If you say so, Darlin. Of course, if you want to make me some, I’m sure I’ll love them.

It’s a short, little cape. It’s cute! The 90′s are coming back which is fun, but also a shame because remember how many of those little butterfly clips we had laying around? I kept finding them everywhere once the 2000s hit. Not much makes Edward happy, so if sulking in his classical instrumental feeds his self-proclaimed damned soul then so be it. Personally, I enjoyed the rockabilly phase just before the rock and roll although both were good. 

See, I may be getting one, but will I wear it is the question. Grey sweaters are cool, and if I want to shield myself from the rain – which I don’t care to do anyway – I’ll use an umbrella! But regardless, I say fuck Jasper and renovate your closet, girl. You do you and I’ll destroy some walls with you. 

Yes, you will because it’s a great coat and it’ll look good on. You and Rosalie can wear matching ones for her new career as an Instagram baddie. You can’t walk around wet all the time! We’ve been over this! It’s inconvenient for the carpets! What an excellent brother, you are. 

While you know that I could not care less about your raincoat collection, I never pass on an opportunity to knock down some walls! Put me on your closet expansion team. 

You better care because you’re getting one! I want you to expand your horizons past grey sweaters. Jasper has been trying to talk me out of actually expanding the closet, but he just doesn’t understand how much I love those clothes. 

Like what? I have absolutely minimal idea of what a capelet is, so I’ll just take your word for it. I’m not being mean, there’s only so much classical I can take. And I know for a fact that it doesn’t make him that happy. Remember when he played rock and roll? Those were the days. If you say so, Darlin. Of course, if you want to make me some, I’m sure I’ll love them.

Capelets! You know, like shorter capes. They typically just cut off at your mid back. I have some very beautiful ones from the late 1930s if you’d like to see. We all go through our phases. And we can always use our headphones when we get bored. Have you listened to Kacey Musgraves yet? It combines two of our favorite genres of music. You already dress so handsomely, but maybe I’ll put together some based on recent Fall collections just in case you like any of them. 

I can’t say that I ever thought once about anything I’ve worn on my best days, only what you’ve worn…or not worn in some cases. So then Emmett doesn’t need a trench, because the less Debussy on the rides to school the better. I’d love to see more of your vision boards, personally. More visual representations of whatever’s spinning around in that lovely mind of yours would be quite the treat, and I do love watching you work on them.

I always end up donating most of the clothes I don’t need, but some are just too sentimental to ever throw away. Plus, the whole vintage thing is back in style and pretty soon I’m going to need my capelets again. Don’t be mean! Listening to instrumentals is what makes Edward happy. And Emmett does need a trench. I got a notification that he’ll look excellent in it. They’re fun to work on! I can do some for you if you’d like. 

Ali, we never even wear anything more than once. I’ll be more than happy to assist you with whatever it is that you need, but do you really need to expand your closet for things that won’t even stay in there for very long?

It’s like a museum, Jaz! Don’t you like to look back sometimes at a jacket you wore on a particularly good day? I was going to get raincoats for everyone! Emmett needs a trench like Edward needs to listen to Debussy. If I don’t expand my closet, then I need a new place to put my vision boards. I know the internet exists, but it’s a lot more fun to cut out fashion inspo from Vogue and glue it to something cute.