fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

Hey. Things are going to get better.

You cannot prevent it.

Yes I am threatening you with a good time.

Have A Good Day, Bitch

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

Remember that xkcd about how Google searches are shit now? What if we made them even worse for no reason?

I will vote for any candidate who promises to go scorched fucking earth on every tech company. Break every single one of them up into companies based around a single product and then split those in thirds. Weaponize existing antitrust laws to the hilt and pass the most draconian versions of them ever seen on this planet. Nationalize google search specifically. Pass consumer privacy protections strict enough to kill the data harvesting industry for good. Make all of these fuckers go bankrupt for this rent-seeking shit