Eyeboi

What do you mean that you can actually do stuff

I'm glad you think of me as a fetid enfeebled sack of hard clay that can't do anything at all.

the 3 rules of enjoying Any fandom are 1. follow everyone who you find funny 2. block everyone who you find annoying 3. when you like someone's art tell them

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

If it's the snack chip he might just be corny.

We need to put a ban on Jonah’s harem. He has too many men at his feet, it’s ridiculous. If I hear one more “dear jonah,” I’m gonna throw a plate at his head

official library post

i should hit things with that wrench i found

when brandon sanderson talks about villains in his famous free youtube writing class video lectures he'll say 'what's the difference between gollum and sauron' and of course he means the villain that's present in the narrative and characterized in a way the audience can potentially relate to or sympathize with vs. the looming threatening anonymous far-off force (among other things). but every time he asks that i think 'well one of those guys tracked down frodo and got his ring back'

WE NEED TO START TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT BIGENDERISM

seeing people say “sometimes i wish i was a guy but i still want to be a girl too” or vice versa and it’s like YOU CAN!!! YOU CAN DO THAT!!!! TAKE MY HAND