he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Kiana Khansmith
shark vs the universe
YOU ARE THE REASON
oozey mess
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
The Bowery Presents
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Misplaced Lens Cap
Xuebing Du
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
Noah Kahan
roma★
ojovivo
Mike Driver
The Stonewall Inn
Cosmic Funnies
if i look back, i am lost
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@alfredtheaustrian
doge version
doctor who version
easy version
easier version with victory music
really fucking hard version
really big version
idk what this one is but it’s hard
starts at 4 instead of 2
new tiles always come from the same place
comes with an undo button
...
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Nordic 5 band!au
Denmark: Guitar
Norway: Bass and violin
Sweden: Drums
Finland: Keyboard
Iceland: Kazoo
Sealand: On backup with the electric triangle
The Nordic Five with their new hit single, "You're not a Nordic"
Estonia: //weeping in the background playing a tiny ukulele
SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US
The gif makes the post 666% better
Some doodles of friends I met on TinyChat! Enjeaux!
My Dialect of German
So, I grew up in an extremely isolated part of Austria and later moved to America. How's my German? Well, depends who I talk to. To mt family, just fine. To anyone else? NOPE.
Basic phrases are so very different:
"Hallo, Ich heisse Alfred" - Hello, I am called Alfred.
-Hael, I' hebi Alfred.
"Ich bin ein Oesterreicher." - I am an Austrian.
-I' be' i Oebitrictr.
"Ich lebe in Amerika." - I live in America.
I' lebbeleb n'Amerika.
At whaT POINT IS IT ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!
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I meant in relation to fanfic writers using gratuitous German, like you did for "Liebe".
Liebe is the only one I've really got extensive research on. I'll need to outline and write a thing for the phrase itself. I'ne used "Ich dich liebe" a lot irl to my family, so--
Maybe you should also throw in a PSA about the phrase "ich liebe dich"?
I' di' lieb'.
//awkward noises//
Help-
6, 9, 33, 45
6. What's your lucky number?
That would be 17. My college graduation date, the age I was when I decided that I wanted to become male, the number of times I've beaten Okami--
9. How tall are you?
180cm, or, in Amerispeak, 5'10". I think. I'm guestimating here-
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
Lol what is breakfast-- I usually sleep until lunch. What few times i wake up early enough, I have an apple or a pop-tart.
45. What is your favorite accent?
I'd have to go with Berlin accents. They sound the perfect balance of starch and intimidating and efficient. When they aren't angry, that is... Anger Berliners are scary.
Liebe in RP. Stop it.
Essentially, saying "Liebe" alone, with no pronoun or modifier with it is, well... creepy. Its used stereotypically as a thing pedophiles and sex offenders use in German language television. (also its a noun-- never lowercase!) And feminine. Some proper, less creepy (though they still are--) modifiers would be: "Liebes" "Liebling" "Lieber" (male only) "Lieberin" (female only), "Geliebte" (female only), or "Liebchen." They're still fairly odd and not used in common German (only really used in Berlinisch, which might be why Prussia is considered perverted by the other Nations). Most German speakers use a noun (usually a "cute" animal) and put the suffix -chen, -lein or -tebe. (Taeubchen, little pigeon. Katztebe, cute kitten. Loewelein, little lion.) -tebe would be used more often by Southern Speakers, like Austrians, Bavarians and Swiss. -chen used more often up North, in Berlin and such. -lein is fairly universal.
Get to Know Me, Get to Know me Uncomfortably Well
1. What is your middle name?
2. How old are you?
3. What is your birthday?
4. What is your zodiac sign?
5. What is your favorite color?
6. What's your lucky number?
7. Do you have any pets?
8. Where are you from?
9. How tall are you?
10. What shoe size are you?
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
12. What was your last dream about?
13. What talents do you have?
14. Are you psychic in any way?
15. Favorite song?
16. Favorite movie?
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
18. Do you want children?
19. Do you want a church wedding?
20. Are you religious?
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
24. Baths or showers?
25. What color socks are you wearing?
26. Have you ever been famous?
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
28. What type of music do you like?
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
32. How big is your house?
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
34. Have you ever fired a gun?
35. Have you ever tried archery?
36. Favorite clean word?
37. Favorite swear word?
38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
39. Do you have any scars?
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
41. Are you a good liar?
42. Are you a good judge of character?
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
44. Do you have a strong accent?
45. What is your favorite accent?
46. What is your personality type?
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
48. Can you curl your tongue?
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
50. Left or right handed?
51. Are you scared of spiders?
52. Favorite food?
53. Favorite foreign food?
54. Are you a clean or messy person?
55. Most used phrased?
56. Most used word?
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
58. Do you have much of an ego?
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
60. Do you talk to yourself?
61. Do you sing to yourself?
62. Are you a good singer?
63. Biggest Fear?
64. Are you a gossip?
65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?
66. Do you like long or short hair?
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
68. Favorite school subject?
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
71. What makes you nervous?
72. Are you scared of the dark?
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
74. Are you ticklish?
75. Have you ever started a rumor?
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
77. Have you ever drank underage?
78. Have you ever done drugs?
79. Who was your first real crush?
80. How many piercings do you have?
81. Can you roll your Rs?"
82. How fast can you type?
83. How fast can you run?
84. What color is your hair?
85. What color is your eyes?
86. What are you allergic to?
87. Do you keep a journal?
88. What do your parents do?
89. Do you like your age?
90. What makes you angry?
91. Do you like your own name?
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
94. What are you strengths?
95. What are your weaknesses?
96. How did you get your name?
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
98. Do you have any scars?
99. Color of your bedspread?
100. Color of your room?
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REBLOG THIS IF YOU KNOW WHO JULIE ANDREWS IS.
I’m asking you guys to do this because one of my friends says that no one knows who Julie Andrews is. I’m trying to show her that people really do know who she is.
So plz help a girl out, and thank you. :3
Oh that poor soul
Julie is our queen
Dude, that’s like grade school material
comic © me
satan © himself
I was expecting this to be about new fans being pushed around by the “real fans,” but nope … it’s about how you can never, ever escape.
A truly Oscar winning performance.
At this point we just need to find out how much the actual Oscar award trophy costs, and start a Kickstarter where we all can donate a dollar to raise the money to buy Leonardo DiCaprio an honourary Oscar trophy for his extraordinary acting abilities and contribution to the film industry.
Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER
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Did we ever have the Paradeiser discussion? Apparently some losers call them Tomaten.
//stares loudly
what
//blank face
//displaced austrian noises
//pretentious austrian noises
//whines
but
Toimmen
The word Toimmen makes me laugh. I tried to say it out loud but I couldn’t. Please trade dialect with me.
It’s not my fault I grew up among isolated Styrians thenmoved to America-
I just want to understand High German ;A;
But it sounds so cute!
nEIN-- IM NOT CUTE-
I' BEI SATTLI'H
Solid Red eyes are physically impossible.
I support that Gilbert's eyes would have been blue, had albinism not affected them.
He's practically blind, since he no longer has a people to protect (as of October 3, 1990), he is subject to the full extent of his biology. Similar things happened to Rome and Germania. They could not take the biology. Gilbert is too stubborn to die.
He's not happy about this. At all.
So, he isolates himself and refuses to let others know that he's blind. Especially not his own Brother-- he doesn't want sympathy or to be treated any different. If he's alone and half the nations don't know he's even still alive, so be it.
The second picture is what actual complete albinism looks like on the eye. The first is a simplification of the eye.
