Fragment (consider revising)

I looked at a bottle of beard oil that said “do not vape” on it and I lost a year of my life

Here are some sources for this 

This is unexpected. 

a fun feature of this website that you cant get everywhere else is that you can write a thought out and specific post on a subject you know a lot about, and then someone will add “no no no you dont get it” and then say the exact same thing you did but worse and more condescending. only other place you can access that kind of experience is if youre a woman talking in real life 

Being A Woman Simulator

what’s the term for being annoyingly patriotic but about your hogwarts house?

the feeling like there is too much tabs open in your brain

Aka: “I need a blunt”

I love this because you could mean anyone in th picture, including the bear.

Especially the bear