AlexxTheGlitch

My sister owns this shirt. She got it from a friend, but that friend didn't know who gollum was and thought he was just a funky lil alien dude. I think that's funnier than the shirt itself.

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

Rebloging for the anon who loves your art!

hey girl are you from missouri because you're the only miss i'd yuri

tough crowd tonight