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the fact vegans think they can be appropriated is the funniest fucking thing i’ve heard in my life

I need to know what happened after “you absolute fuck”

If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes 😂

good thing about the hurricane though is its making all of those fun facebook hurricane event groups

It’s pumpkin season guise.

FEED THE PUMPKINS

thank you so so much for sharing this. this video is so important to me. i would sell my laptop, my house, and my sister for this duck. this video has enlightened me. i can continue living knowing such a being exists. thank you.

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

oh hot damn

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

There’s been a handful of pissy whiny men reblogging this and it’s funny every time

I love martial arts

This is the best one on one I’ve ever seen

Flawless technique

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down..