r a d i c a l

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

*befriends your bloodline and aids your family for generations to come*

I am a Clingy Piece of Shit™

You have no idea how beautiful you are to me

I want a man who buys me books and flowers and gives me forehead kisses

ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me

*looks up at night sky* *sees more stars than usual* *mood immediately lifts by 93%*

Deep conversations with someone who understands you is everything.

*goes to hot topic and walks out with arms full of regular groceries*

I…you…is that even remotely possible?

no, thats why its a joke. thanks

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

80% tired 20% also tired