CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME

Hamilton: He didn't throw away his shot- until he did!

Phantom: "The strange affair of the Phantom of the Opera, a mystery never fully explained."

Assassins: The strangest JFK assassination conspiracy yet!

The Drowsy Chaperone: This man listened to musicals so much that he hallucinated he was in one!

Heathers: This Teen Murdered Three of Her Classmates- Find Out What Went Wrong!

Les Mis: We heard this story about an obscure French rebellion- and we are LITERALLY SOBBING :'(

Into the Woods: You'll never look at fairy-tales the same way again!

The Sound of Music: New evidence has uncovered what upper-class Austrians did in light of Anschluss, and you'll never guess what it was!

Sweeney Todd: "Demon Barber": One Man's Journey of Revenge, Murder, and a Meat Grinder.

Waitress: You go, girl! This woman's journey is the most inspirational thing you'll see all year.

Hamilton: That would be nice.

Aaron Burr: While we're at it, let me offer you some free advice? Shut up. Just shut up. Please. It's only been five minutes and you've already talked my ear off. You have a pretty face. Use that.

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Hamilton:

Hamilton: