alexandermott

The ‘what color’ guy is going places

Y’all leave Orlando Jones alone 😂

so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her back….so she went in “disguise"💀💀to find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and then…she snatched her wig off and said the iconic “surprise bitch”

put this in the MOMA

good

That’s his pussy lips

hey heads up if you get a youtube ad that’s chris pratt telling you not to skip, take his advice. it’s an ad for the Lego Movie 2 that literally plays the entire first movie

the ‘big three’ of coping mechanisms are jerking off, fucking up your hair, and playing your favorite music real loud

and the hidden fourth coping mechanism: spending obscene amounts of money and drowning yourself in material items

op and this reblogger didn’t have to call me out this hard oof

Yeah this is the post officer

When two queens who can read go head to head

mariah carey threw the first glass of champagne at stonewall