_Tell Me I'm Petty_

how to determine the gender of my nipples

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

i don’t mean to sound fake deep but the reason 2018 felt so long was because we’re being fed what’s trending at such a rapid rate that we literally can’t remember half of the shit that even happened anymore. “Black Panther came out in February!” Marvel releases so many movies a year that we completely forget about the last movie as soon as a new one comes out and it repeats in a vicious cycle. “Tide Pods/Ugandan Knuckles was in January!” The life span of memes have been rapidly declining for years and it’s gotten to the point where the average lifespan of a meme is about 2 weeks and then the next thing gets popular and then that lasts for 2 weeks and it just keeps going. We’re literally losing our sense of time because of our rapid consumption of media and pop culture.

i’m just gonna say it

broccoli is good actually and you’re all cowards for hating it. asparagus too

*smash bros’ announcer voice* BABBY

me looking back on how i self destructed: she really did that!