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This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

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Recently I was in a public place, chatting quietly with my friends, and this unattended child came out of nowhere and asked me to clarify one of the things I’d said. So I explained myself to this kid, and as soon as he got an answer, he turned around without saying anything and continued on his way. It really felt like he’d just walked up to me and pressed A. 

One of the rare times Eric Andre broke character

“I don’t even like talking to people in the daytime” me too, Hannibal

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The opening line of Oscar Wilde’s The Picture of Dorian Gray

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TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

IS THIS EVEN REAL

Ok normally I hate the edgy “what if everyone in this children’s show was actually DEAD and in the AFTERLIFE” type thing but. Total drama island is DEFINITELY set in Hell

The only show based off a movie that wasn’t just good but absolutely fantastic

“I don’t know, plants are fucking weird” - From someone that studies biology.

@semianonymity can you confirm

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