A Girl Has No Name 🐺

I need my legs to be the size of my arms and my waist the size of my legs

this is a boss fight but i don't know which one the boss is

it's a fight between two bosses to see which gets to fight the player

he's a sweetheart he's a bitch he's just a little guy he's so very powerful he's the kindest of souls he's SO rude he means everything to me

sometimes a fandom can just be you, the half-dozen people you followed before everything Got Big, and a vague awareness of the terrors that lurk in the main tag, and that’s ok

i be in my own head fighting for my life

It's so important to remember that tumblr is bad. Has been bad. And will likely remain bad for the foreseeable future. And that is vital to our survival. If Tumblr was a good website that worked, it would get turned into a corporate hellscape like every other site. It's so important that Tumblr is broken and poorly run and impossible to effectively navigate. It's all that's keeping us safe.

saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby

I owe gif makers my life. How else do would I advertise that I just watched media™

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if i was a bug i would find you every lifetime just to die in your drink