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Jake: My wife.

Lilly: Now what kind of girl do you prefer?

Jake: So… I’m your criminal boyfriend.

MC: I—

Jake: Didn’t know we were doing labels.

MC: Do you not like it?

Jake: I never said that.

MC: …

Jake: Though, I think “husband” would suit me better. Don’t you think? :)

MC: *blushes furiously* Jake—

Jake: You’re avoiding the question.

MC: What question??

Jake: Whether you meant it.

MC: You weren’t even supposed to read that!

Jake: Yet here we are.

MC: That’s invasion of privacy.

Jake: That’s selective curiosity.

MC: That’s illegal.

Jake: So am I, apparently.

MC: Oh my god.

Jake: You still haven’t answered me.

MC: I literally said it, didn’t I?

Jake: You said it to someone else.

MC: …

Jake: I’d prefer hearing it from you.

MC: Why are you like this.

Jake: Precise?

MC: Annoying.

Jake: Honest.

MC: Insufferable.

Jake: Yours.

MC: JAKE.

Jake: Say it properly.

MC: No.

Jake: I’ll wait.

MC: You’re unbelievable.

Jake: And you called me your boyfriend anyway.

MC: …

Jake: I’ll take that as confirmation.

MC: You’re not taking anything—

Jake: Too late.

MC: I hate you.

Jake: No, you don’t.

MC: …

Sirius: From heaven?

Remus: No, I literally fell—

Sirius: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Remus: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Thomas: that’s because you’re short

Y/n:

Thomas: What, you accepted your flaws?

Lilly: I wish you had asked me first

Y/n: I apologize, Lilly, but I do not desire a romantic relationship with you

Dan: If something breaks?

Jessy: We try to fix it before Richy gets here.

Dan: If it doesn't work?

Y/n: We blame Thomas.