A Lesbian Princess

Sorry chap I wish I could have an opinion on things but my brain is full trying to memorize all of the ABCs (there are 26 of them) not showing off just stating the facts

Britney omg why

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework

I mean, this is amazing and total momgoals, but why tf would you assume Britney doesn’t know Pokemon? She was a teenager in the 90s.

Did y’all forget… that she has a song… on the album for the first Pokémon Movie…

Bruh one of her music videos is literally anime, and she’s stated that she also likes anime

Britney is our weeb pop queen and yall should be ashamed for assuming anything else.

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

i told a lady i really liked ghosts and she said “are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening”

im still pissed off that birds get to spend their days flying about and cats get to sleep for 16 hours a day and im stuck dealing with capitalism and expectations