Trash.

WHY IS THERE NO HUMMINGBIRD POKEMON?

The fact that there are no hummingbirds in japan may be a reason

There are no karate monkeys either but we got like twenty of those so

hearing men say that captain marvel is not sexy enough Is the best thing that happened in 20gayteen bitch shes not for you she’s our hero

#this is even funnier considering that Stu irl was not even an actor and in fact an actual IT specialist who thought he was  #going out for a job  #and somehow they convinced him to be a part of this movie

Oh man, that’s the cherry on top.

THANK YOU, STU

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

STOP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE THIS DOG

The dog’s owner looks like archer

Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?

what the fuck do you think the point of finding Bigfoot is

The Shape of Forests (2019) dir. Guillermo Del Toro

Today’s date, 2-20-2018, looks like it’s stuttering.