I'll Persuade You

Send me a ship, and I’ll reply with:

Who would throw the other in the pool:

Who is the better carer when the other is sick:

Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them:

Who would cook the better romantic dinner:

Who would build the blanket fort in the living room:

Who would have the best holiday ideas:

“Who wouldn’t be angry you ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years!”

“I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.“ 

"Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!”

“Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?”

“The skirt is short on purpose.”

“I can’t believe I’m sitting in space jail with you of all people.”

“So why did I have to punch that guy?”

“I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats.”

“I hope you know that my name is actually ________.”

“Please stop petting the test subjects. ”

“That is the tenth demon summoning this week holy shit.”

“Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle" 

"So what if I broke my arm I’m still doing it.”

“Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?”

“I’m like 75% this won’t explode on us.”

“You need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen.”

“I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it.”

“As long as you’re happy, I’m happy.”

“Death isn’t the end of true love, only a test.”

“Dogs are always gonna chase cars, just like I’m always gonna chase you.”

“Heaven without you would be hell.”

“I can’t tell you how happy I am that I don’t just love you, that I get to say I’m /in/ love /with/ you.”

“I don’t know what scares me more, the fact that one day you might ask me to leave, or that I love you so much that I would leave immediately to keep you happy.”

“I don’t want happily ever after with you, I want the realness of love. I want the mountains but I also want the valleys, because I’m stupid and arrogant and if it were just the mountains I would never truly appreciate what an amazing gift the universe had blessed me with.”

“I don’t want to choose between your life or mine. I’d rather have ours.”

“I don’t want to spend eternity with you, it’s much too short.”

“I love you so much it makes me sick. There’s no cure, but an effective treatment is your love in return.”

“I need air more than you, but only so that I have the breath to tell you how much I love you.”

“I want to have good times with you, but I also want the bad times with you because any time with you is better than time without you.”

“I was scared to admit that I had started loving you because it would mean admitting that I would never stop.”

“I’d destroy the world for you. I would tear it apart piece by piece all for you, and I would do it with a smile. But, on the other hand, I would strive to make the world a better place for you. I would build it up brick by brick all for you, and I would do it with a smile.”

“If you ever see me with a big goofy smile on my face for seemingly no reason, don’t worry, I’ve only just remembered how lucky I am to have your love.”

“In the beginning I was so terrified of losing you that I didn’t want to fall for you. I still live with that fear, but you give me the strength to overcome that fear and give you all the love I have.”

“My memory fails me sometimes. I don’t always remember your name, or who you are, but the one thing that always sticks in my mind is that you are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in the whole world.”

“My whole life I’ve felt like I didn’t matter. I still struggle with that feeling, but every time I see you smile, I remember that as long as I matter to you that’s all I need.”

“People are always saying they would die for their love, they would kill for their love. Me? I’m willing to live for you, to bring life into this world with you.”

“There’s nothing in this world that I need more than your happiness. The fact that your happiness happens to include me is just a bonus.”

“When you cry, I die. When you smile, I soar. ”

“You frustrate me more than anything in life- that’s how I know I really love you.”

“You help me to love myself because how could I have earned your heart if I wasn’t a good enough person to deserve it?”

“You make the world a better place just by existing, and the fact that the world I’m talking about happens to be mine doesn’t make you any less extraordinary.”

“Your love is like food in that it’s all too easy to get addicted to, but so hard to have in moderation because I need it to live.”

( compiled of a few other starter sentence posts, only like 3 are mine )

“Tell me what it’ll take…”

“Because you’re a fine piece of work yourself, huh?”

“This little game is becoming boring, don’t you think?”

“you’re just a toy.”

“Don’t you dare touch me again.”

“you can’t keep this up, not forever. ”

“ You’ll do as i say. ”

“Don’t even think about it.”

“You’re disgusting.”

“You know you’ll end up crawling back.”

“You can beg better than that, my darling…”

“Dare to bite the hand that feeds you?”

“You can’t get rid of me that easily.”

“your screams are so lovely, please indulge me in some more~”

“Such a pretty face… not for long.”

“You’re already so pliant, but breaking you further will be fun.”

“It’s too late for regrets.”

“Just remember. You’re hopelessly filthy.”

“Will you really try living life as a normal happy person? What a laugh.”

“You’re really just a coward.”

“Don’t feel bad. There was no chance for you to begin with.”

“Your words are charming but not sincere.”

“I know what lies beneath that carefully placed mask of a pleasant smile, and it’s nothing short of broken.”

“No one is going to save you. No one gives a damn about you.”

“I want to defile what little innocence you have left.”

“I own you.”

“That was not a ‘suggestion’…”

“Learn to discard these pesky emotions. You won’t need them.”

“I think your assurances that I’ll be unharmed were especially hilarious.”

“Don’t pry any further, you have no right.”

“If only it were that simple. You’ll have to try harder.”

“ Your little act of ‘independence’ is cute, it really is… ”

“If you don’t get up, then I’ll make you.”

“But darling, you look much better covered in blood.”

“You’ll never see the light of day again.”

Bloody Dark AUs

Killer Couple; This is not your average love story. They were young, they were dumb, and they were psycho. It started out with the killing of her/his parents. They didn’t want them together, so the old folks had to go. After that, there was a thrill inside them. They wanted to do it again. 

Nightmare: Constantly haunted by nightmares, muse A is starting to see things in reality. Horrible images of things that don’t seem to go away. Muse B sees that there is something wrong and offers their help. But Muse A is scared, all the images are starting to tell them to kill Muse B. It’s clear the nightmares are starting to take control.

Horror Film: Just like in a horror film, a group of teenagers go out to a cabin/party for some fun. They don’t intend to do anything right and want to make all the wrong choices. But the fun is cut short when they notice they’re is an unwanted guest who is hacking off everyone in ways no one should see. All they have to do is survive the night. But that’s not going to be easy.