“Schizo” Is Spelled Wrong, But Neither Of Me Minds

Friendly reminder: when people say ‘as long as you tried your best’ it doesn’t mean ‘the best you could possibly have done ever’ it means ‘the best you were capable of at the time.’ Sometimes ‘trying your best’ is just getting out of bed in the morning. Just because you weren’t working yourself to the bone doesn’t mean you weren’t trying your best. 

mulholland drive to the polls

Fire Walk (to the polls) With Me

eraser head to the polls

1) Weigh 6 of them, 3 on each side 2a) If both sides are equal, weigh the 2 you didn’t use before. 2b) If one side was heavier, pick 2 of the 3 and weigh them. Heavier one is poisoned. If they’re even, it’s the 3rd.

Well, all I can say is that we all have our methods and some of us are more willing to take a risk in the name of science

Do i have to use the scale at all? Can’t i just take them all off of the scale, drop them on the floor one at a time, and see which one bounces higher? Or call poison control?

why does viva la vida by coldplay always go so hard. i hear those opening strings and instantly im a cynical and mournful king walking through his overthrown kingdom like oh shit I totally did used to rule the world!!! I used to roll the dice and feel the fear in my enemies’ eyes but now im literally sweeping the streets I used to own!!!! idk what it is about this song but for some reason i can’t explain

This post was written by viva la vida by coldplay.

"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

the kids are gonna be fine. they just happen to be incredibly annoying like every kid before them

what does the fox say. i like trains. LEEEROY JENKINSSSSS. etc. we were all kids once. they are carrying on the tried and true god-given tradition of baffling and irritating adults. power to the children

Keeping this on my blog for The Archives (trademark pending).