Alec Fitz

That’s just absolutely shameful, Alec. It’s like liking your own status on Facebook.

Don’t even compare me to those terrible people! How could you.

Oh, yes, that’s definitely the case. I have to use bottles and bottles of sunblock because you’re just so hot. You’re right, Alec. Just another reason I’m friends with you.

I knew it! I’m just to great. You wouldn’t be able to get rid of me even if you tried.

If that was true then I’d be burned right now. I’d be very burned and very dead. You’re ridiculous, Alec. Funny, but ridiculous.

That or maybe you’re wearing to much sun block. C’mon, you now you love me for it, Bel.

Did you seriously just like your own photo?

Yes. Yes I did.

And how many do you have so far?

Currently I have 48 - Oh no wait, make that 49.

While that’s true, if you’re going to do it properly, I thought I might as well help you do it right. That doesn’t mean I think it’s a good idea to do. Come off it. It’s one like.

So considerate of you, Lex. One like?! Please, my photo will be swarming with likes. It’s only been 37 seconds, after all.

I don’t want to encourage your behavior. 

Oh I’m sorry...were’t you the one that was giving me suggestions not ten minuets ago?

Just for that, I’m not going to like it.

How could you?!

I am very much awake! I’m still confused though. Do you always have to take your shirt off for a selfie? —Guys love looking at themselves don’t they.

Only when I’m around you. Can you blame us though? Look at me. I’m hotter than the god damn sun.