Alduin’s Bones

Ok I counted all the times he called the nerevarine dumpling and it ended up at 25. dang

the most common and least mentioned side effect of being properly medicated is OUTRAGE

forever delighted by the way most folks will pick one (1) member of the tribunal to wholeheartedly stan while saying the other two are terrible people. literally, canonically, they are all enthusiastic co-conspirators for a multi-millennia theocratic dictatorship. it was sotha sil's idea to murder nerevar and become gods, almalexia is a compulsive liar who would rather drown all her citizens than admit weakness, and vivec imprisons and tortures all political dissidents in his "ministry of truth" which is literally ripped from 1984. and then everyone in the morrowind fandom (myself included) individually decides that One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others and then white-knights their bestest favoritest tribune in internet arguments from that point forward.

"i could fix him" "i could make him worse" move my beloved henchmen i am about to stab him

I'm in a mood to kiss Haskill on the cheek