I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

no gun emoji no boner emoji no knight falling on his own sword emoji WHAT IS THE POINTTTT. at least we have hole 🕳️ #myhole

Metroidvania about badass deep space bounty hunters scavenging precursor tech from alien ruins, except there's something wrong with all of the upgrade items that gives you various non-standard game overs if you collect them yourself. Instead, you need to lure one of the other badass deep space bounty hunters to collect each upgrade in a sort of reverse escort mission type deal; afterwards, data you've gathered from observing what the upgrade in question did to the poor sucker who collected it – and possibly from fighting them as a boss, depending on what that effect was – allows you to create a human-safe version for yourself. There are a limited number of other badass deep space bounty hunters on the planet that you can feed to the upgrades, and not all of them are physically able to access every upgrade, so obtaining 100% completion represents a non-trivial routing challenge.

free my girl she did all that and should’ve fucking done even more