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If you run your fingers up and down my back continuously there is a 832% chance that I will fall in love with you.

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

danger shiba inu

You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

Not telling anybody.

Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….

😂😂😂 the Rihanna gif

this is the money Rihanna, reblog to have someone throw money at you

do you ever think like. yeah. I’m doing good. and then you’re like. oh. oh I’m crying

reminder: you can start over at anytime. your day is not ruined. your world is not over. take a deep breath. start over.

Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

this is from an era long passed

rich people are so boring. get opulent, you bourgeoise fucks

I know exactly what the fucking reply is. I don’t need to look closely, I know exactly which motherfucker you put in the distance

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do