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marleau is one of those guys who is extremely heterosexual but also is saying the nastiest most erotic shit to his homeboys. he doesn’t stop after ilya is out and married # ally

ilya and marleau get gay lovers allegations every year and every year the raiders have to put out a statement that they’re just like that

i know a farmers market hates to see shane hollander coming

shane hollander the type of guy to go walking on sunny days, look up at the tree lined street, and miss you more than anything

shane becomes convinced cliff and ilya are having an affair because they keep sending each other shit like ‘let me know when you’re back in boston big boy i want to slob on that monster dong’ and finally shane confronts him and ilya is like no baby this is how straight men talk to each other when they’re convinced each other are straight and shane’s like i have never said anything like that to anyone and ilyas like well except to me ;) and shane punches him in the arm and shows him his texts from hayden and they are all like ‘Hey Shane ☺️ thank you for sending Jackie mothers day flowers. We appreciate you so much man.’ and ilyas like shane. this is so fucking gay